Friday, December 3, 2010

Friday Flip Off's 12/3/10

Eventually I'll get my shit together today... a little late, but better  late than never.

I do Not remember giving December the OK to get here already.  WTF?  *sigh*  OK, fine... not like I can do anything about it.  So here we are, Decenber 3rd, 2010..FRIDAY!!!

So, in honor of it being Friday and thanks to our gracious host MommaKiss... Let the Flipping Begin.





First off..
Fuck off Cancer.. Fuck you for messing with people's lives, destroying families and being an all around asshole.

Second, my landlord and his family.
I am thankful to have a roof over my head.. but I pay these people rent that is more than this crappy apartment is worth and the only reason I'm still stuck here is because I can't afford anything else other than a studio and I'm not doing that to my kid.

I don't know if these people work at all anymore and I'm almost convinced that my landlord lost his job because he's been home for 3 weeks. Anyway, the constant noise until Midnight every single night this week is getting on my nerves, I get up at 6:15 every day (unless Jackass kid#2 up there is up at 5am, because then I'm up at 5 because of the stomping and blaring TV noise over my bedroom).  I need sleep, I enjoy sleep.. but when I'm getting 4-5 hours of sleep a night because of these people I'm not a very happy person, and nobody likes a cranky receptionist.

Third, my job.
Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful that I even have a job but I'm so freaking under appreciated here not to mention underpaid.  I am the receptionist, accounts payable, in house IT person, open and distribute daily mail and take care of the deposition transcripts, I also do medical authorizations and legal research.... I'm also the "voice mail"of the firm since we don't have real voice mail.. yea, I've got paper messages and have to jot the messages down in to the guys' message books.

Forth, Winter.
I hate winter, I don't like the cold and don't even get me started on snow.

Fifth.. ToysRUs
Fuck off for the item in my cart going out of stock AS I WAS CHECKING OUT ONLINE.. WTF is that all about?


Since my apartment is as dry as the Sahara desert I'll be investing in an artificial Christmas tree this year, which really makes me sad, but I can't afford to have another fire hazard in the middle of my apartment like I did last year.  I'm also planning on getting at least a few batches of cookie dough made this weekend so I can get a move on the holiday baking and get some boxes of cookies shipped out soon.

Now... get your shit together and grab the code and get on the list

2 comments:

MommaKiss said...

hey ash - that landlord needs a permanent double finger salute.

Kim said...

bah humbug to the lovely landord! And wth w/ no voicemail?? Maybe you should start delivering the messages in a robot-ey voice and they'll get the hint :)